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Dominas

Speedo Shame

By Dillinger

MY FIRST SUMMER AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WAS A LIFE GUARD AT THE LOCAL COUNTY SWIMMING POOL. THIS SUMMER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE EASIEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE, BUT INSTEAD IT WAS FILLED WITH EMBARRASSMENT.EVERYTHING FELL INTO PLACE FOR ME, MY GIRLFRIENDS ANT WAS THE POOL MANAGER AND MY GIRLFRIEND WAS THE SWIM TEAM CAPTAIN AND ALSO A LIFE GUARD. BEFORE I COULD BE A LIFEGUARD, I HAD TO BE CERTIFIED.TO GET MY CERTIFICATION I HAD TO GO THROUGH THE INNER CITY YMCA FOR THE CLASS. THE SHOWER ROOM WAS DREADED TERRITORY FOR ME AFTER EACH DAYS CLASS AND SWIM RISQUE TRAINING WHICH CONSISTED OF AN OUR IN THE POOL IF NOT TWO HOURS EVERY DAY DEPENDING ON HOW LONG THE CLASS ROOM SESSION LASTED. I WAS ALWAYS THE FIRST GUY IN AND THE FIRST GUY OUT OF THE SHOWERS EACH DAY AND TO DO SO I HAD TO SWIM MY LAPS FASTER THAN ALL THE OTHER GUYS. ONE UNFORTUNATE DAY WHEN I CAME INTO THE LOCKER ROOM I FOUND THAT MY FAVORITE CORNER SHOWER HEAD HAD BEEN REMOVED FOR REPAIRS SO THIS WOULD MEEN THAT I HAD TO SHOWER OFF IN THE OPEN ROOM AREA WERE EVERYONE COULD SEE ME. I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE NOOD BECAUSE OF THE SIZE OF MY MANHOOD, IT WAS USUALLY 2 TO 3 INCHES FLACCID BUT AFTER BEING IN THE POOL FOR ANY TIME AT ALL ESPECIALLY 2HOURS IT WAS HARDLY 0NE INCH, AND THIS DAY WAS NO EXCEPTION WITH LITTLE TIME REMAINING IN MY HAIR RINSING I HEARD 2 GUYS WITH DEEP VOICES LAUGHING AND TALKING LOUDLY. AFTER RINSING MY HAIR I SAW TWO FIGURES STANDING TALL, MAYBE SIX AND A HALF FEET TALL AND EACH ONES BODY SPOTTED WITH SOAP SUDS. HANGING BETWEEN BOTH THEIR LEGS WERE SEVEN OR EIGHT INCH PENISES EACH ONE WITH A BALL OF SOAP SUDS STUCK TO THE SIDE OF THE SHAFT, AS I LOOKED DOWNWARD IN THE ECHOES OF LAUGHTER I NOTICED THAT MY PACKAGE WAS COVERED WITH A SOAP SUD BALL ABOUT THAT SAME SIZE. IN HUMILIATION I RINSED THE SOAP OFF REVEALING MY SAVED MANHOOD ALL DRAWN UP LOOKING MUCH LIKE THREE SMALL BALLS MAKING UP MY ENTIRE PACKAGE. AFTER RINSING THE REST OF THE SOAP FROM MY EYES I COULD CLEARLY MAKE OUT THE IDENTITY OF THE TWO GUYS THEY WERE BOTH HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL STARS, WHO I HAD WATCHED PLAY WITH MY GIRL FRIEND AND HER BEST FRIEND WHO ATTENDED A LOCAL ALL GIRLS PREP SCHOOL. THE TWO GUYS PLAYED FOR AN ALL GUYS PREP SCHOOL. FROM THAT POINT ON I SUSPECTED THAT THIS MOMENT WOULD NOT BE LAUGHED AT IN THIS MOMENT ALONE BUT THAT IT WOULD SOMEHOW CHASE ME DOWN IN THE UP AND COMING SUMMER AND IN DEED IT DID. DESPITE MY SHAME OVER MY SMALL PACKAGE MY
GIRL FRIEND ORDERED ME TO JOIN THE SWIM TEAM AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD ALREADY ORDERED ME A SWIMSUIT A PAIR OF SPEEDO’S. AT THE FIRST SWIM MEET THE TRUCK CAME OUT. THE DIVE TEEM HAD NEVER PRACTICED WITH US BEFORE SO I WAS SURPRISED WHEN I SAW THEM WEARING DIFFERENT COLORED SPEEDO’S FROM THAT OF MINE AND THE REST OF THE TEAM THEIRS WERE WHITE WITH NAVY BLUE SPEEDO LOGO’S WRITTEN ALL OVER THE FABRIC AND MINE WAS THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE COLOR BABY BLUE INSTEAD OF NAVY. MUCH TO MY SURPRISE I SOON SAW THREE GUYS MY AGE WHO WERE ON THE SWIM TEAM ALSO WEARING THEIR SAME NAVY COLOR SPEEDO’S, I THEN LOOKED AROUND AND NOTICED THAT THE REST OF THE TEAM WEARING MY COLOR SUIT WERE THE YOUNG BOYS. SHOCKED BY THIS DIFFERENCE I FOUND ELIZABETH AND I ASKED HER WHAT WAS GOING ON AND SHE EXPLAINED TO ME THAT THE BOYS SIZES RAN IN BABY BLUE AND THAT THE MENS SIZES RAN IN NAVY, ABOUT THIS TIME THE TWO GUYS FROM THE YMCA WALKED UP BESIDE ME WEARING NAVY SPEEDO’S AND THEY WERE BOTH GREETED WITH HUGS FROM MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER BEST FRIEND AS THEY ROSE UP ON THEIR TIP TOES SO AS TO PRESS THEIR LARGE BREAST AGAINST THE RIB CAGE OF THE TWO BROTHERS, THEY WERE ALL 4 LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY.

Doggy Style

My wife is superior in our relationship and she tends to have an angry streak, she knows that i like sph but she does not think it is a laughing matter.The only way i can imagine her being light hearted about it would be if we had a man in our relationship who would first be hung and second be willing to sleep with her even though she is married.

When my wife and i were dating we started out as fishing buddies and she saw other guys while we hung out, so she got to know me before she found out that i have a small penis. I feel a since of gilt because she didn’t know up front that i am a short dick man.

Later on we started talking phone sex before we ever started making out. I knew then that she was a women of specific taste when it came to size and that means she liked and had dated guys that were few and far between on the heavy hung side,these guys that she described were just like some guys a played high school football with. I’m talking about guys who made fun of my small 1″+ nothing flaccid penis.From hear i could branch out into many different stories but I’ll just be talking about my wifes previous experiences.

Since i have had a small one all my life i have tried to perfect every other aspect of my sexuality; therefore, I watched all types of porn flix and practiced oral sex on every girl that would let me.I have never been much in the doggy position but I have always heard that it is a position unlike the majority of others; so, that position has always fascinated my curiosity since I have never really been able to do it. I always hoped to marry a women who had not done doggy ever before. When i met my wife i had finally found such a woman, with the exception of her fetish for sucking long fat ones i was most pleased, but that was before i found out that she didn’t like to suck skinny shorties.

Eventually I found out that her mother had always warned her to never have sex in the doggy position with a boy who had a long penis,she told her that she would regret it and end of discussion. She had t old me that she had never seen a penis shorter than 7″ or longer than 9″ so I felt very insecure about how she would react once she saw my proud 4.5″ pipe lol. On rainy days we often watched movies in her bedroom at her parents house. One day I discovered a large blue exercise ball on the floor of her room, she said she used it to practice balance, and did i mention that she was a cheerleader in highschool.

My wife has the kind of ass that everyone stares at, not just men, and don’t let me forget to mention her perky DD breast. I used to enjoy her modeling her cheer outfits for me before we married.One night after a long day of fishing while separate from each other at home on the phone she and I were once again talking phone sex, but something was different about that night and the attitude of my wife, she was very silly and open about things she had done in the past. she told me that the blue excercise ball was something that her and Jay her highschool sweetheart had used as a tool for having sex.Kay my wife told me that she would wear hear cheer outfit and drop her undies and lay on her stomach on that blue ball and that Jay would squat over her from behind and give it to her somewhat like the doggy position.Kay told me that if her mother came home, it didn’t take long to regain composure from this technique. kay started giggling on the phone and i immediately asked her what was so funny.

I forgot to mention that up until this point Kay was under the impression that i had a good sized penis, at least that was what i had always told her. She began telling me something that should have been a deal breaker but i was to into her to even try to bail out of the relationship, and besides it was the first time that she had locked up my subservientness and i wanted more.

Kay told of how one day while having slow spine tingling sex with jay on the ball that the ball had sprung an air leak or so she would believe for a while until Jay later admited to having pulled the plug.Kay said that as the air left the ball she sl owly ended up on all fours finally in the traditional doggy style position, at which point Jay decided to stop and ask for her permission to continue.

Kay screamed yes and Jay as the ego maniac that he was, asked kay to pull her hair back into a pony tail so that he could hold it.Kay told me that she did without question what he said.Jay then after resuming his 9″ thrust began to slap Kay on the ass, this both bothered and pleased kay as she asked him why he was treating her like a porno chick. Jay answered and said that he was the boss and that he could stop at any time if she didn’t like it. Kay, at this point with her inner thighs shaking begged Jay not to stop and as Jay continued he told Kay to call herself a nasty slut, and she quickly did as she was told.

By the time they were done she had already declared herself his slut forever. Much to my satisfaction and pain I tried to act cool on the phone, and I asked her why she let him punk her out like that and she told me that she knew now what her mother was talking about…. if anyone reads this, particularly women, I would love to talk with you and get some feed back on what the big deal is about the doggy style position.

Feel free to e-mail me at aradams39@aol.com. By the way I go by the name Dillinger and i’ll be glad to explain why later.

Small Dick

By Dick Small

I have a pretty average size uncircumcised dick but have never been able to bring my wife to orgasm through penetrative sex. She always says it is probably just something we are doing wrong or not finding the right position ….. yeah right! After 25 years ?

I have always had a panty fetish which started in my teens when I stayed in my aunt’s house and used to try on and masturbate in my older cousin’s sexy panties, stockings and corsets. I have always kept a panty drawer (some of my wife’s cast offs and some I bought myself) and love to wear panties any time I can. A couple of years ago I discovered cuckold sites on the web and quickly my biggest fantasy has become …. My wife has never been satisfied with my small pantied dick and needs a REAL man to satisfy her.

I have sometimes managed to get my wife to play along with my fantasy. It starts off with me gently massaging her pussy through her panties to get her in the mood. I then go down , pull her panty gusset to one side and lick her pussy and beautiful ass hole. I suggest that I get out her BIG dildo and pleasure her. When I am gently pushing the dildo in and out of her well lubricated pussy, I ask her if she is enjoying the feeling of having a REAL man’s cock fill her pussy? She murmurs “yes” and I push her further by asking her if “he” is bigger than me? She says “Of course”.

I ask her why she needs other men to fuck her and she says it is because I only have a little wiener that can’t satisfy her and that she deserves a REAL man with a REAL COCK.

She tells me that my little dick (she never calls it a cock!) does not fill her up like this. She asks me if I want to stay in the next room and listen or if I want to stay and watch?

I say that as a “punishment” for not being able to satisfy her I should be made to stay and witness how a REAL man satisfies a woman. She agrees but says I have to wear a pair of her dirty panties to cover my weiner and sit in the corner and am not allowed to join in.

As I used the dildo faster on her she humiliates me further by saying that “he” is soo much bigger than me and is much better than me. She then tells me to lick her ass while “he” fucks her pussy. It doesn’t take long before she has her first orgasm. I ask her if she is enjoying herself and she says “What do you think, loser?” She asks me if I am enjoying myself and I say “I am happy to see you being satisfied by a REAL cock” she says that it feels soo good that she will have to have a REAL cock more often and that I will not have any choice in the matter as I am only her wimp husband.

She comes again, this time more violently than before! She pulls her panties back into place to stop her lover cum from leaking out. She asks me if I want to fuck her now but suggests that she will not be able to feel anything. Then she changes her mind and tells me to take off my panties and to slowly remove her panties which are now soaked with “her lovers sticky cum” and put the on.

She asks me if I can feel her lovers sticky cum on by little dick and bum. When I don’t answer, she laughs and says that my hard little dick is answer enough. She gives me permission to jerk my little dick off by using only my finger and thumb. She says to her “lover” that as her husband is a small pantied dick sissy who jerks off in her soiled panties, he can come over to fuck her any time he likes.

I am now so turned on that I come more violently that I have ever done before.

It would be a big turn on for me if she made subtle humiliating remarks about it in public.

What could be more sexy?

SPH Escort

I have always been obsessed with my penis size. It is almost gone when limp and just under 4″ hard so not tiny bit way under average. I have only had one women in my life comment on size, years ago I was with a gal and could not get hard. She said “Poor little thing” But like I said that was years ago.

I found a way to get real time real life SPH. I was looking at Craigslist under erotic services after reading an article in paper about police busting escorts. In several ads there were references to a web site called ASPD that has escorts and reviews and such. I am very paranoid so I took my time, like a year. I saw that many girls offer sensual massage, another word for Hand Jobs. I emailed a few of them, with Gmail account so I was safe.

Enter Becky… I found one and went to see her. I got naked and layed on her bed, she oiled me up and started rubbing me, i was nervous so it took a bit to get me hard.

After i got hard, it felt good of course I said I bet you see a lot bigger dicks? She laughed and said she had… I told her i was 4″ but she did not belive me. I told her about the toilet paper tube test and she ran and got one. She was amazed. She started talking about how it was hard to jack me as she could not stroke it without touching the head. She was doing me with one finger and a thumb.

I have been going to her now about twice a month for 4 moths now. I always get naked as soon as i walk in the door, we spend the hour talking about my dick, she is not mean about it. She just compares it to other ones she see and once held her dildos up to it to compare.

She also holds it while I pee, that is a real rush as I have a very shy bladder.

Small Penis Humiliation

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Small Penis Humiliation

Pre-Employment Physical

By littlechasteguy

A few years ago, after several interviews, I finally got that good job I’d been seeking. The last step was to pass a pre-employment physical with the companies chosen doctor. The HR person gave me a sealed packet of forms to be completed and the name of the doctor to call. I was somewhat taken aback as the doctor’s name was obviously female, and that meant she’d likely have to see my teeny weenie, something that I tried to avoid happening. My teeny weenie measures just under four inches (ok, closer to 3 ½ inches) when fully erect while being very thin, less than 3 inches in girth. When flaccid it is not much more than a skinny little nub.

I called and made an appointment for in the afternoon three days later. I made sure I didn’t jerk off in between, so that at least I would be likely to show a swollen penis, better than a flaccid little nubbin if I needed to expose myself.

I arrived at the doctor’s office at the appointed time and it was obvious that I was to be the last patient for the day. In fact, I think they were staying late to accommodate me. The waiting room was empty except for me, and the receptionist locked the door behind me and turned the sign to show the office was closed. Within a few minutes an attractive, young medical assistant named Vicki came out and led me back to a rather spartan exam room, swinging the door most of the way closed, but still open a crack. She then told me to remove my clothes so she could get my vital statistics.

I removed my clothes except for my underwear. Looking rather impatient as she stood by the scale, she said, “C’mon. All of them.” Sheepishly I slid my underwear down, exposing my partially erect, yet shamefully small penis. I noticed a slight grin on her face as she told me to come over and get on the scale so she could measure my height and weight. She checked my weight (165 lbs.) then proceeded to check my height. As she raised the measuring arm she gave me a little pat on the ass as she said “Move forward a bit so it will reach.” Then looking at my little erection she added, “You have plenty of room.” By this time I was at my near 4 inch maximum length protruding straight out. After measuring my height (5’7”) I was told to have a seat on the exam table so my blood pressure and temperature could be checked. All was well.

Vicki then told me I needed to provide blood and urine samples. She pricked my finger and filled several small glass tubes with blood samples. As she handed me a plastic cup for urine she informed me that for chain of custody purposes she would need to witness me peeing into the cup. “Come with me,” she directed, opening the door and walking down the hallway. Naked, I followed her down the hallway to the bathroom, grateful that no one saw. Holding the cup in my left hand, and my little erection between my right thumb and two fingers, I managed to squeeze a little urine through my hard penis, filling the cup about half way. As I handed the cup to Vicki she looked at the sample, looked down at my little erection, and said, “I guess it will have to do.”

My luck didn’t hold out on the return trip to the exam room. As I left the bathroom, there were the receptionist and two black ladies, apparently the cleaning crew, standing in the hallway. They both snickered as I covered up my penis and squeezed by.

Back in the exam room I was told to lie down on the table and that the doctor would be right in. I asked Vicki for a sheet to cover up and was told that this practice had stopped using such items to keep costs down.

A few minutes later, just as my erection was beginning to soften a little, in walked Doctor Karen Simpson, along with Vicki. Dr. Simpson was a tall, attractive, blond, probably in her mid forties. She shook my hand and introduced herself. Noticing that my little weenie was pointing straight up the doctor told Vicki that she should remain in the room.

As I laid there Dr. Simpson took the packet and told me there was a medical questionnaire to complete first, and then she would perform the physical exam. She walked around the room asking me various questions about my medical background. Eventually she reached the section regarding sexual history and practices.

“Ever have sex with a man?” she asked. Being honest I replied that a previous girlfriend used to make me perform oral sex on another one of her boyfriends. “I see,” was her nonchalant response. However, I was sure Vicki was trying to suppress laughter. And my little weenie was now beginning to throb. I began to wish I had jerked off before the appointment.

“Do you use condoms for protection when you have sexual intercourse?” was the next question. I hesitantly stammered out a, “Yes.” I’m pretty sure she left the questionnaire, when sensing my hesitation, the doctor asked, “Do you have any trouble finding condoms that will fit and stay on. You are quite a bit smaller than average.” Now I knew Vicki was stifling her laughter as she watched my little weenie pulse. I could only respond by saying that I’d found a shop that orders extra small condoms for me. “Good,” replied the doctor.

“Last question: Do you currently have a sex partner, and how often do you have sex? If not, how often do you masturbate?” I’m sure I was bright red as I related how I have a girlfriend, but she thinks I am too small. So mostly I provide her with oral sex. I masturbate once or twice a day normally. “I understand,” was the response. “And does she have other partners?” Sheepishly I answered, “Yes. She tells me she needs sex from someone who is more well-endowed.” She jotted down some notes, and mentioned that some additional blood tests were to be ordered.

“Ok. Let’s check you out now.”

She put on rubber gloves and gave the form to Vicki, so she could complete the paperwork as the doctor performed the exam. The doctor then began with the physical exam, poking, prodding and using her instruments. She checked my eyes, throat, heartbeat, breathing, reflexes and internal organs. She had me get up and demonstrate balance and coordination by standing on one foot with my arms extended, the touching my nose. Then, she checked flexibility by having me lean over and touch the ground. As I was bent over she gave me a little pat on the ass and said I could stand up.

Then came the part I was dreading. “I need to check your sexual organs.” I nervously nodded and stood there, hands at my side, as the doctor took my little erection in between her thumb and forefinger. “Obviously this works, in a sense,” she noted, “even if unfortunately for you it is a bit small.” She smiled as she gave it a couple of squeezes. I nodded my head in agreement, trying to think of anything I could to avoid squirting in her hand.

Dr. Simpson then took my ball sack in her right hand, manipulating them around. “Your testicles seem to be healthy, if a bit underdeveloped,” she noted. She went on, “Tell me, when you ejaculate, do you seem to ejaculate a normal amount. I mean compared to the guys your girlfriend made you perform oral sex on?”

By this point Vicki was almost openly laughing as she jotted down notes and avoided making eye contact with me. I could only reply with the truth. “No. I usually produce a smaller amount. Nothing like some of the other guys I’ve seen.”

“That’s what I thought. But don’t worry,” she told me. “Just because you are small doesn’t mean there are any health issues. You seem to have found ways to achieve sexual satisfaction despite your rather diminutive size.”

“We need to check a couple of more things. First let’s make sure you have no hernia problems.” With that she stood at my side and put her left hand between my ass cheeks, in the area between my ball sack and anal entrance. With her right hand she cupped my ball sack. She checked several areas, asking me to cough each time. I’m not sure if it was intentional but as she checked various areas her right forearm was applying pressure to my throbbing penis. I was panting and on the edge of cumming. By the time the hernia exam ended my little weenie had a drop of precum on the tip and I was involuntarily moving to and fro, as if fucking the air.

I was beginning to tremble, and my breathing was coming in short gasps. I was on the edge of orgasming. The doctor waited a few seconds for me to regain some sense of composure. “One last check is all. Then we will be done. I need to check your prostate.” I gasped and almost cried when Dr. Simpson put some lube on her right index finger. “Please climb back and lie down on the table,” which I did. “Now Vicki I will need your help here. Stand behind his head.” The doctor then lifted my legs and had Vicki pull them toward her so that my ass was in the air. “Keep your arms to your side and get ready. This might be a little uncomfortable,” she warned. Then her finger entered my ass.

That was it. I could take no more. I started shaking, rocking around and holding on to the edges of the table. Vicki strained to hold my legs still as I grunted and a wad of cum shot out of my little weenie onto my chest and face. The doctor also held on, keeping her grip on me and her finger in my ass until I settled down. “That’s ok,” she comforted me. “Let’s finish this exam. Vicky, when we are done please note in his record that he has an unusually strong anal stimulative response.”

I was still shaking as she removed her finger, utterly humiliated and babbling something about apologies. “It’s ok,” the doctor said. “You can get dressed now and clean yourself up.” She then left the room. Vicki stayed, finishing the paperwork and giggling as I dressed. Already totally humiliated and in a hurry I simply used my fingers to scoop the cum off me, then licked them clean.

Vicki then escorted me out, again patting me on the ass and quietly saying, “Thanks little guy. It was fun.” As I left she added, “You poor thing.” I hurriedly scooted out, hoping I still had the job.

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Extra Small Condoms

I am 30, and I have a 7,5 cm (3″) short penis (erected). When soft, it is not bigger then 2″ and always sticks out horizontal, it never dangles like men with real penises. Plus I have small, boyish balls. Usually it shrivels up to 1″ so it looks like a prune. When it is cold, it practically disappears.

In the high school I had the smallest one and I was teased by the other boys in the locker because of my tiny pee-wee. Also the girls giggled when see me in my speedo. However I was not humiliated. At least then.

It happened later. About two years ago, I was just changing my clothes in the local pool locker. The room is very small and its door opens directly to the little hall. In the locker farther there were five boys, around sixteen, finishing after swimming. They were well endowed, at least 8 cm (3,2” ) flaccid. I have just come from the end-of-November cold and was not more than 4 cm (1.5”). My ball was also shrunk very much. It was a heavy contrast: their full hanging manhood and my shriveled weenie. But they did not take care about me. Gosh! – I thought. The shock came after. It happened within seconds. By that time I was totally nude and was just adjusting my swimming glasses. A boy, last one leaving, simply left open the door. Changing right at the door, suddenly I found myself in front of four high school girls, wearing coats and jumpers, gathering around in the lobby. Two of the them were sitting only 4 meters(!) from me. They faced exactly to my small prick. Focusing surprisingly on my small penis, they started to giggle. One of them said loud enough I could hear as well: “Look, how tiny he is! Even my 12-year-old brother has got bigger!” It took 10 seconds or so, but I could not take a move. I was shocked and humiliated. And … my heart and my mind started racing. The fact that girls have realized I have a tiny penis, the way they looked at me, began to arouse. In the following second a men arrived and without recognizing anything closed the door.

I wondered what to do. I knew if I went into the pool I would meet the girls again and I have to face with them. The pool was nearly empty, so I could start to swim without meeting them. After 5 rounds I went to the sauna. The girls were there. Five girls. And nobody else. As I entered, they started to giggle again. By that time my weenie has become even smaller, because of the cold water and seemed as there is nothing in my speedo. Actually there was nothing. The girls were well endowed, tall and athletic. One of the them said aloud whispering “Maybe he can pee-pee with his weenie only sitting or squatting.” They all bursted in laugh and i run out feeling however aroused verz much.

I regularly visit drugstores and pharmacies looking for extra small condom. Or rather, looking for young and cute pharmacists. I lean a bit over the counters and ask in a low voice for extra small size condom. The girls usually get embarrassed, but try to hide it and remain professional. When they offer dozens of different brands, but all general one-size ones, that you can buy anywhere, I take two types to examine them, for sake of the show. Then I say “Unfortunately, these all are too big ones for me. …..er….. I have a little one, only 3.5 inches, or “I have a boysize one”, etc. (Meanwhile I am aroused and have a precum… ) But this is enough for the girls. They turn to chili red and get confused and can only mumble-jumble a “Sorry”. Looking back from the street I often see through the shop window that they turn to their colleagues and say something with a big smile on their face. Wow, that is amazing, I can tell you!

What do you do?

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