Jesse was so excited. After he watching the infomercial “How to get gorgeous women to sleep with you” and dutifully sending off his $19.99 (plus shipping and handling of course) his tape had finally arrived! It is not of course that Jesse really needed the tape in reality. He was actually kind of attractive. Six foot three inches tall, 180 lbs., fairly muscular (he worked out regularly), but his confidence lately had been shaken. Jesse had been involved in a series of relatively long term encounters with beautiful women, all of which had ended badly. This shook the as before, very confident Jesse to his core and is usual winning ways with women eluded him.
Now when he approached some gorgeous babe at a bar, or wherever, he fumbled for words, looking quite the pathetic idiot. And pathetic and fumbling, regardless of what women tell you is NEVER an effective pick up strategy.
Jesse sat down and watched the tape, making careful notes on the section called “Opening lines that cannot fail”. All Saturday long Jesse prepared.
Armed now with (he thought) good technique he showered, shaved put on his tightest jeans and black T-shirt (all designed to highlight the chiseled body he had been working on). With a new confidence in his step, he got into his car and headed downtown to the club district. He was ready, and his mouth began to water as he thought of all the beautiful and hot women who would be his tonight. It is so sad that he was SOOOOOO wrong! As he sat casually in the bar (La Traviata) he with as much macho dispassion as the tape had instructed, surveyed the landscape. Man, was this place just completely jammed pack with gorgeous women. He was totally in heaven.
As he coolly scoped the room, his hungry eyes came upon Kim. What a beauty she was. She was a burgundy haired woman wearing a fairly revealing little black miniskirt. Her white blouse revealed ample breasts, so suckable he thought. But by far her best feature were her long luxurious legs. My god they simply did not stop. She was tall. Six feet in fact and those lovely legs just went on and on up into an ass that begged out for his oral attentions.
She too was coolly surveying the landscape. What got Jesse’s attention was on her left foot her black strappy sandal was dangling as she sat there with her legs crossed. God she was gorgeous! Jesse felt that old familiar stirring in his groin as he watched, totally mesmerized her every move.
She sat there, lazily rocking her leg back and forth, her sandal bouncing, dangling to the beat of the music. She was smoking a cheroot! How Freudian he thought as he imagined those thick ruby red lips engulfing his throbbing cock. Yes, she was the one! She would be the one he would approach and no other. What finally convinced him was eventually they made eye contact.
She glared at him, not in a menacing way but in a hungry way, the way a cat views a mouse, unblinking, unflinching, ready to pounce. Jesse felt his pulse rise as he sensed her eyes on him. With his stomach full of butterflies he made his approach.
Remember lesson 3, remember lesson 3, he chanted to himself as he walked up to her. “I am calling St. Peter” Jesse opened “Because obviously Heaven is missing an angel!”
It took all of Kim’s powers of concentration not to bust out laughing. My God, she thought to herself, that fucking book. Now here was a guy she would gladly have seduced, taken home and given the fuck of his life to and he had to go and be just another one of those pathetic dweebs buying a “how-to” manual for women. She was about to brush him off when that little devilish part of her brain spoke up. In the words of Susan Powter, it said, STOP THE INSANITY! She would allow this cloddish behavior to succeed, at least initially. Perhaps Jesse could be saved, saved from himself. He was after all, quite attractive and in some sort of bizarre materialistic instinct, Kim wanted to help him.
“HI!!!!” she responded with as much treacle cheerleaderesque fake girlish gusto as she could manage. Thus began the completely boorish tete-a-tete played right by the book. Man, she thought to herself as she saw Jesse struggle, he may have bad taste in advice, but he certainly is a quick study. You see, about three months ago, as a lark, Kim and her girl friends from work had bought this tape as a lark. Sort of a method to study up on the enemy so to speak, so she knew every line in the book and Jessey boy was going right down the list line by line. She, of course, armed also with the same dubious advice responded just as the book suggested these “gorgeous women” would respond. She touched his arm. She curled her hair around her finger and played with it, she giggled (although sometimes it was a struggle) at his lame jokes and not for one second did she take her eyes off of him.
Jesse on the other hand could not believe his luck! He kept thinking to himself as he saw his machinations working that that was the best $19.95 he had ever spent. As he was trying desperately to remember the lessons from “show her you are sensitive but no wimp” he completely went blank as he felt her bare foot begin snaking up his leg.
Kim chuckled as she saw Jesse begin to lose his composure. Sure she wasn’t playing fair. She had noticed him staring at her legs and her feet and so she knew she had him. She could do WHATEVER she wanted, he was doomed, but did not know it yet. As she wriggled her toes up his inner thigh and over his crotch, she felt his cock stir in its denim prison. She giggled as she noticed a few beads of sweat begin to form on Jesse’s head and run down his cheek. He was losing it, he was fumbling and she was enjoying every damn minute of it.
Jesse’s mind raced as he tried desperately to maintain control of himself, but MY GOD! This woman is tormenting him. Within five minutes his composure went from swing lounge lothario back to bumbling Jesse. He was thoroughly enjoying her podiatry work on his crotch, but was so afraid he was going to blow it. The book had made it quite clear that the secret to getting a gorgeous woman into your bed was to never lose control, and it was quite obvious, he was completely out of control. As he fumbled for words, Kim leaned over and grabbed him by the neck of his shirt and pulled him to her.
“Take me home, NOW!” she hissed into his ear.
The drive to her apartment was all a blur. Jesse had a hard time concentrating on just keeping the car on the road, this woman was incredible. As he drove, she ran her hands up his shirt and began raking her long nails over his chest hair, tickling and teasing his nipples. Deftly she chewed on his ear as her tongue made little circles down his neck. Several times, Jesse had to jerk the car back onto the road as his eyes had rolled back into his head.
When they finally got to her place, Jesse was impressed. Her apartment was very tastefully decorated. In the center of her living room was a large fireplace and in front of that a big black leather couch, just begging to be used for some horizontal refreshments. Jesse grabbed her and kissed her deeply. He was so turned on he was practically crazed. Kim giggled and said “Not so fast stud, lets get comfortable! Now, I am going to go into the bedroom and put on something a little more, er, revealing, why don’t you just relax and sit down for a while.” Jesse nodded, unable to speak.
After a few minutes, Kim emerged and one could almost hear the sound of Jesse’s jaw hitting the floor. She was stunning. Her tall statuesque body was framed with a black silk teddy. Her cleavage just bubbled over and was so inviting. Those breasts, that hair, those eyes, and of course, those long long legs, Jesse was instantly enslaved. Kim plopped down on the couch and recrossed her legs.
Jesse could not keep his eyes off of her. Every inch of her was gorgeous. She was truly a goddess. He was planning on sending the producers of his tape a thank you note, when she reached up with her left toe and began to unzip his pants.
“Jesse” she cooed “Please get naked for me.”
That was all the encouragement Jesse needed. Clothes began to fly off of his body and before he knew it he was standing in front of her, totally stark naked, and completely erect. He was a bit shy so he tried vainly to hide his erection with his hands.
Ooooooh, Kim cooed with fake enthusiasm, such muscles. Although she was faking this conversation, she was impressed. Jesse was quite a specimen, the years of work at the gym showed on him, from his 6pack abs to his chiseled pectorals. She again raised her foot from the floor and shewed his hands away from his crotch. With both feet she gently prodded his balls, now dangling, obviously full of boiling cum. She enjoyed hearing Jesse’s breathing get heavier as her toes teased the tip of his cock.
“Do you want me Jesse” she giggled as she spread her legs wide for him. Her g-string barely concealed her wet snatch, and Jesse was delighted to see the wet stains on it. Laughing as she did it she raked her long nails down her legs and over her snatch. “ Do you want to make love to me tonight?”
Jesse almost burst into tears on the spot. He was so horny, he was overcome. “OH GOD YES!!!” he cried out, knowing that he had violated rule # 8, never let a woman know that she is driving you crazy. Without thinking he dropped to his knees and began licking her inner thigh.
Good boy, she said as she ran her fingers through his hair. With two flicks of her wrists she untied her panties and draped them over Jesses throbbing dick. The feel of the wet silk drove him mad as she slowly pulled them back and forth over him, sending wave after wave of pleasure through his body.
He dove into her pussy, so hungry, eager. Kim was so wet, she literally gushed! Her hot tasty juices were all over Jesse, on his face, up his nose, down his chin, he was covered in her. Kim removed her top and lazily began rubbing her nipples in-between her fingers as Jesse hungrily devoured her.
He wasn’t bad she thought, but needs work, as his tongue teased and pleased her clit. Alternating between hard sucking and light licking. She shuddered and twitched as he gave her sweet pussy one long luxurious lick after another, playfully teasing her hot little love knob with his mouth.
After a few minutes of this she could finally take no more, her thighs tensed up and clamped down on Jesse’s ears, nearly suffocating him as she cried out in a very pleasant, if blasé, orgasm.
Like a little puppy dog that wants to be rewarded for good behavior, Jesse stared up at her from in-between her legs, searching her face for some sign that she was satisfied. “Did you like that?” he asked sheepishly.
“Yes Jesse, I did, but…”
“But?” Jesse replied. She, sensing this consternation, reached down and cradled his face in her hand. “Yes Jesse, that was very good, but I want more, will you give me more, will you do as I say? I want to please you now! Give you something you have never had!”
Crazed with lust Jesse agreed. Hell, at that moment, Jesse would have agreed to anything.
“OK, now stand up for me, and put you hands behind your back and close your eyes.” Jesse complied, ready to have the what he guessed would be the blow job of his life, his eyes quickly opened as he heard the click of the cuffs and felt the cool steel of the manacles around his wrists.
“What are you doing!” he cried.
“Shhhhhh, be calm Jesse!” Kim reassured as she gingerly cupped his balls in her hand. “I told you I was going to give you something you have never had, and I am. I am going to train you in how to please a woman. It is obvious to me that you bought that stupid tape because of some lack of confidence in yourself. Well, do not fear Jesse. When I am through with you, you will no longer have any trouble with women once you learn some basic truths.”
“But, but, but, Pleasssssssse, I am so horny, please let me cum” He begged, his cock now hot to the touch throbbing in the palm of her hand.
“HEHE, well Jesse, I am afraid I am not going to be able to let you cum for a while” she cackled “But trust me, you will cum, if you are a good study.”
“Now, time for lesson one – Pussy rules all!” With that she plopped back down on the couch and pulled Jesse’s mouth back onto her. Jesse, realizing he was whooped, but actually not at all sad about it, eagerly began to lick her sweet snatch again. Jesse was glad to have found an eager teacher and he was a most eager student.
“Oh, and by the way Jesse” she moaned as he continued slurping away on her lucious coos “This is the first lesson of 200, so I hope you don’t have any plans for the next week! But once you graduate, we will take care of your little problem there” she laughed as she smacked his hard dick with her foot.
Jesse groaned as he continued lapping away. Bound and horny for a week.
How would he ever survive.
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