I used to drink and got in trouble with my little dick. Here is how the story goes …
I was in a drunken stupor and Ken and Ruth were waiting for me when I awoke. Guess I had emailed some shit to him while she was there. Anyway she was having ken take me out to talk supposedly about honesty and sobering up. When we were outside here is how the real conversation went.
Ken: “You are absolutely pathetic!
Russ: I know I have a drinking problem, I know
Ken: That is not what I am talking about….You are a wimp. You have a small dick, You are even worse than a eunuch! Don’t ALL of the guys LAUGH at you I bet you have to sit down to piss”
Russ: Ken DOES know!
Ken:I DO I know .
Ken: Well I am fucking the shit out of your wife and I will be taking everything away from you little dicked piss ant. There is nothing you can do so go back in there and keep your mouth shut if you want to keep your job.
And YES – I have told enough of the guys I have told that you have a tiny dick and that I am fucking your wife and they laughed at you and your tiny penis!
Ken I bet you never satisfied her, did you?
Russ: This has happened to me as far as high school, then in the college, and now here where I work.!
Ken asks: You know your wife does not even feel that thing when you fuck her? How do you cum deep enough in her to do anything?” Someone has always done the work for you haven’t they Russ? You think you fathered any children think again!
Russ: I know Ken, “No, my wife doesn’t feel my small penis when we use to TRY and fuck.” But we don’t that much anymore
Ken: you looser I got her now.